暗闇 七曜

Hiiii people!

Sorry that I've been silent! It's just that other people neded me, the happy and calm Kurayami Shichiyou to cheer them back up!

What's this I'm hearing about changes? Are we giving money out for free?

I want a lollipop!

*Attention Duel Academy, you can have a really broken Shichiyou on your hands. He can be anywhere you want him to be, but do know this. He's acting childish and very, very happy. Actually, that smile? Yeah, it's permanent.

Go. Bother the now anti-misanthropic Shichiyou.*

Wow, I seemed like a mean person before!

But, I don't need those little personality traits! They seem... bad and undesirable!

So, to Duel Academy, I am Kurayami Shichiyou! It's a pleasure to know each and every one of you! I hope we get along just swell! :D

...That... was epic.

Good duel, Juudai.

If it seems like everyone's fucking paranoia is rising through the roof because of that stupid skeleton's auction...

I hereby claim everything and anything metaphysical or physical to me as well as anything material to me, including my cape and helmet.

The same goes for Nishiwaki Akira.

...God, Duel Academy is stupid.

Honestly, two kids had sex. Whoopie-fuckin'-do.

Is it really this bad that we have to turn this molehill into a fuckin' mountain?

God, Duel Academy is stupid.

Eh, memes. :|

1. If Akira were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?

I don't know.

2. Do you think Akira is a virgin?

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If he isn't a virgin, then slap me silly and call me Susan!

3. What's Akira to you?

My best friend for life and someone who blushes quite easily.

4. Akira just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?

...What the hell was Akira doing at the time, is a better question. Was he jacking off or something?

5. Who would win in a duel, Akira or Mitsuki? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?

Mitsuki-sensei and card games. I mean, it's like the focal point of the fuckin' island.

6. Do you trust Akira?

...Is the sky blue?

7. Have you eaten around Akira?

Yes.

8. What would you do if Akira and Akira were going out?

Who let out the Attack of the Clone trope?

9. Do you love Akira?

Yes.

10. Would you marry Akira?

Only if he wears the dress.

So, even the most "refined" people can act like children. How disappointing.

On the other hand, it feels great to be back. Now, if only Akira would stop getting sick, then I'll be fine.

Anyway, if you guys need me (don't know why you will, but eh), I'll be in Nishiwaki Akira's room.

Whoever the hell is Tanaka Yukio, speak up right now. Actually, no, don't bother doing that. Let me tell you something, you asswipe. Whenever someone messes with the people I care about, that ends in very fucking bad juju to happen. You not only harmed Akira, but with how you are, you used me to harm MY best friend for a long time, now there's where you fucked up, my good sir.

Name the time and the place where you want to get the shit beaten out of you, you spineless monkey.

...what in the hell...?

Why don't I remember anything from about a month ago or so? Why in the hell am I in some girl's room and furthermore, why am I confused...

...oh god, i-if I said anything to harm you, Akira, I'm... I'm so sorry... I didn't realize...

Mm...

So, anyone mind cluing me in to just what the fuck happened?

...

AKIRA, LET ME OUT NOW.

...Ow.

Worship Kami-sama.
Worship Kami-sama.
Worship Kami-sama.
Worship Kami-sama.
Worship Kami-sama.
Worship Kami-sama.
Worship Kami-sama.
Worship Kami-sama.
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Worship Kami-sama.
Worship Kami-sama.
Worship Kami-sama.
Worship Kami-sama.
Worship Kami-sama.

WORSHIP KAMI-SAMA.

*Hello, Jean. You might see a very tall Japanese man standing by the entrance of the school. He has on his cape, sans the helmet. He's shuffling his deck with a very confident smirk on his face. He only lost one duel, but that one was an unfair one. Grinning to himself, he slips his deck into his North School duel disk and he waits for Jean.*

*Akira, you have one Shichiyou who's waiting impatiently by your door. He's in his full North School uniform, even with the cape. He has his hands on his hips and his arms are crossed over his chest.*

Akira. Open the door.

Bah White Day. It's pointless, just like this school is.

( Private to the Dimensional Witch. )

( For those in Kanna's/Yuuko's family, Shichiyou has gotten them the following.

Yuuko - A chocolate flavored cake with chocolate icing on it. Also, he has gotten her a new kimono and an assortment of jewelry.

Kanna - An assortment of hairpins ranging from a phoenix to sakura petals.

Watanuki - Cooking equipment.

Anyone else, use your imagination. )

*Hello, Akira. You have a Shichiyou who's walking to wherever you are. He looks surprised, but he's hiding that behind a scowl that seems permanent. Anyways, he's approaching you now.*

Akira?

[Private to Self]

Do not go to the beach if Yuuko is in something like that.

[/Private to Self]

Hm... another interesting turn of events happened.

Well, I never expected that to happen.

Quite honestly, it was nice to happen.

I guess you and I are companions, hm?

Hm, now I'm part of Kanna's family. This is new, to say the least.

Though, last night definitely was interesting.

[Private to the Dimensional Witch]

Since you're a staff member now, how would one go about transferring to this school?